The Original Boredom-Blasting Cap
Issued, not advertised.
This distressed cotton cap features the Fun-O-Matic 3000 signature badge front and center — a mark of the Original Boredom-Blasting Machine and those who know what it’s for. Subtle wear and a low-profile silhouette give it the feel of well-used field gear, not novelty merch.
Made from durable cotton twill, the cap breaks in comfortably from day one. The adjustable D-ring closure keeps the fit dialed, while the intentional distressing ensures no two caps are exactly alike. Familiar, functional, and quietly confident — like the machine itself.
Available in 3 carefully selected colors, chosen to work seamlessly across the Fun-O-Matic universe.
Details:
100% cotton twill
Low-profile, unstructured fit
Sewn-in label
Adjustable self-fabric strap with metal D-ring closure
Printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) technology
Distressed finish — variations in wear and color are intentional